Fun Natural Laws

I found these “natrual laws” and found them entertaining, I hope you enjoy them as I am sure that you have experienced many of them. If you enjoyed this, think about how you too can earn money blogging!

1. Law of Mechanical Repair – After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you’ll have to pee.

2.Law of Gravity – Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible place in the universe.

3.Law of Probability – The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

4.Law of Random Numbers – If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal; someone always answers.

6.Variation Law – If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now

8.Law of Close Encounters – The probability of meeting someone you know INCREASES dramatically when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.

9.Law of the Result – When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, IT WILL!!!

10.Law of Biomechanics – The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to it’s location.

12.The Coffee Law – As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

13.Murphy’s Law of Lockers – If there are only 2 people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.

15.Law of Logical Argument – Anything is possible IF you don’t know what you are talking about.

16.Brown’sLaw of Physical Appearance – If the clothes fit, they’re ugly.

17. Oliver’s Law of Public Speaking – A CLOSED MOUTH GATHERS NO FEET!!!

18.Wilson’s Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy – As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it, OR the store will stop selling it!!

19.Doctors’ Law – If you don’t feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there you’ll feel better.. But don’t make an appointment, and you’ll stay sick.

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